Valentines Day for Porn Lords

We answered how a pornographer spends Christmas with the answer being pretty much just like everyone else. Well, Valentines Day is just a little different...

Ya see, Valentines is one of those made up retail kinda holidays. Restaurants, florists and card shops do a hell of a business. Meanwhile, if you're in a relationship, you best find yourself a decent gift and treat your girl right. If you do, you're probably gonna get lucky, if you dont you may not be getting lucky for a long time!

Then there are our customers... No relationship and Valentines Day is a night you do NOT want to be out if you're not a "couple". And what better way to relieve a little frustration while staying home than rubbing one out! Lots of guys will be paying a visit to their favorite online girls.

Which brings us to how we spend Valentines Day. It's a huge update day for us. We try to update all the girl's sites with pics and new messages for the guys. Even if the girls do their own diaries and blogs, you can bet that on Valentines we gotta chase 'em down and threaten their check to get 5 minutes worth of work out of 'em. Trying to get hot young females to do anything other than primp and daydream on this day is a major cat herding exercise.