Convention Time

Sorry for being a tad tardy with the updates, but the first of the year is always convention time. So we've spent the past couple of weeks getting ready for, going to and then recovering from the yearly porn convention in Las Vegas. We snapped some pics on the show floor for you guys though. We have pictures of porn hotties such as the lovely Tory Lane pictured here and legends such as Janine.

So what is the show like? Well, first off, the annual porn show is always held at the same time as the Consumer Electronics Show. This is one of the largest trade shows in the world, so imagine 200,000 geeks and business men clogging up Las Vegas and then throw in all of the world's largest porn stars, producers and business men on top of it. On one hand, you get some really killer parties, but on the other you get outrageous hotel pricing and long lines for everything. This is also when industry events such as the equivalent of the porn Oscars show is held. Don't ask me who won the award for Best Double Anal this year.

The show itself is divided into two sections. One section is for industry only, this is where we actually spent most of our time. This is Business to Business for people in the porn industry. It's where you go to find ecommerce solutions, software and things that would generally put most people's feet to sleep.

The second half of the show is where the video producers and such all set up with the stars to show off their latest titles and such. This section is open to the public during certain hours. We mostly avoided it during those hours. You'd think a lot of the guys in there had never seen an actual boobie before. We know many of these girls "behind the scenes" and what they're really like. In most cases they're just folks like us. So it amuses us to watch star struck fans around them.

We did make one visit during fan hours and stopped by Jenna Jameson's booth while she was signing. The line was about 2 hours long, photographers were lined 3 deep trying to get a shot. It was somewhat amusing when she saw us walking outside the booth and stopped signing long enough to get up and come over and say hi to us. I'm sure the entire line was wondering "who the heck are those guys?".

Anyhow, enjoy the pics, we have lots of pics of the girls, plus a few other things we found amusing on the show floor. Wanna buy glass dildos by the case? How about a jackhammer with a dildo attached? Think I'm kidding? Go look at the gallery.