How Pornographers Celebrate Christmas?

Let's go to the mail bag for one.

Tyler write us and wants to know "how do pornographers celebrate Christmas?".

Well Tyler, here's what we do. First off, we round up a bunch of midgets and we dress 'em up like elves. Then we have them decorate our Christmas Tree with dildos and vibrators. If you ever wondered why it is tough to find green and red vibes at Christmas, this is the reason.

Then we get a bunch of hotties and wrap 'em up in Christmas wrapping paper. Next, we all put on Santa hats and get sloshed on eggnog. And finally we "unwrap" the girls, grab the vibrators and dildos off the tree and go buck wild!

Ok, so that's what people who ask questions like this must think anyway. It always amuses me when you tell someone you do porn for a living they look at you like you're a member of some other species. Sorry to disappoint, we're just folks like anyone else. All the pornographers I know spent the holiday with family and friends just like everyone else in the world.

Bout the most deviant think we did here was have breakfast at our favorite mafia owned diner around midnight Christmas night. It was packed, lots of hotties. But we dont poach there. We aint kidding about the mafia thing. I'm pretty sure I saw Big Pussy, Luca Brasi, Paulie Walnuts and Fredo having a sit down. I just wish Fredo would button his shirt up so we dont see that hairy chest, and someone should tell him that if you wear a dark suit, white socks aren't generally a good idea.

Merry Christmas from BTS and Austin!

Merry Christmas!

Our gift to you guys is in the members area where we've posted Austin's entire Christmas set from her members area. This is a great set, the lighting is dead on, and she ends up wearing nothing but the Santa Hat. And you really get to see that she's as tiny down below as she is huge up top. We know what we'd like to do with our north pole.

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What's on TV?

We've posted a new set of Lexie Vaughn pictures in the members area. In this one she gets buck nekkid on top of a television set.

This set was all Lexie's idea. We told you she was a fun girl to work with. Well when she see's this TV setup in the bedroom, first thing she does is jump up there and says "hey can we shoot here?". She was already parading around in nothing but a pair of panties, so we started snapping pics!

This is a fairly short set by our standards though. One thing she didn't count on was how uncomfortable a hard flat surface like that would be. It's very rough on the ass and knees apparently. But we still got her all the way naked and snapped off around 40 pics.

Oh, and for you ladies out there, if you want to get your man to pay attention to you on a Sunday afternoon instead of the game, give this a try!

Squirting Carly

Sorry to have been a tad slack on the posting lately, we'll fix that shortly. Thanksgiving Holiday nearly killed us. Web business is 24/7/365, so if you take a holiday, it's not like closing the doors on a brick and mortar business. The work keeps coming although you're not there. So you have to dig out from the pile when you return.

But we've also been busy finishing up something we've been working on for months. This new project is Squirting Carly. Carly's been around a while, she runs her own site, but we're going to help her with promotion and managing affiliates.

So why is she called "squirting" Carly? Oh my, you gotta see it. I've always been skeptical about this whole female squirting orgasm thing. We shot a promo video with her though and she demonstrated it for us right there in person. It's real, it's absolutely real. And she's as reliable as Old Faithful with that thing! She can wind it up and send a stream out that will go nearly across the room in very short order.

We'll get a couple of sample pics and maybe even a vid later this week.