How Pornographers Celebrate Christmas?
Let's go to the mail bag for one.
Tyler write us and wants to know "how do pornographers celebrate Christmas?".
Well Tyler, here's what we do. First off, we round up a bunch of midgets and we dress 'em up like elves. Then we have them decorate our Christmas Tree with dildos and vibrators. If you ever wondered why it is tough to find green and red vibes at Christmas, this is the reason.
Then we get a bunch of hotties and wrap 'em up in Christmas wrapping paper. Next, we all put on Santa hats and get sloshed on eggnog. And finally we "unwrap" the girls, grab the vibrators and dildos off the tree and go buck wild!
Ok, so that's what people who ask questions like this must think anyway. It always amuses me when you tell someone you do porn for a living they look at you like you're a member of some other species. Sorry to disappoint, we're just folks like anyone else. All the pornographers I know spent the holiday with family and friends just like everyone else in the world.
Bout the most deviant think we did here was have breakfast at our favorite mafia owned diner around midnight Christmas night. It was packed, lots of hotties. But we dont poach there. We aint kidding about the mafia thing. I'm pretty sure I saw Big Pussy, Luca Brasi, Paulie Walnuts and Fredo having a sit down. I just wish Fredo would button his shirt up so we dont see that hairy chest, and someone should tell him that if you wear a dark suit, white socks aren't generally a good idea.
Tyler write us and wants to know "how do pornographers celebrate Christmas?".
Well Tyler, here's what we do. First off, we round up a bunch of midgets and we dress 'em up like elves. Then we have them decorate our Christmas Tree with dildos and vibrators. If you ever wondered why it is tough to find green and red vibes at Christmas, this is the reason.
Then we get a bunch of hotties and wrap 'em up in Christmas wrapping paper. Next, we all put on Santa hats and get sloshed on eggnog. And finally we "unwrap" the girls, grab the vibrators and dildos off the tree and go buck wild!
Ok, so that's what people who ask questions like this must think anyway. It always amuses me when you tell someone you do porn for a living they look at you like you're a member of some other species. Sorry to disappoint, we're just folks like anyone else. All the pornographers I know spent the holiday with family and friends just like everyone else in the world.
Bout the most deviant think we did here was have breakfast at our favorite mafia owned diner around midnight Christmas night. It was packed, lots of hotties. But we dont poach there. We aint kidding about the mafia thing. I'm pretty sure I saw Big Pussy, Luca Brasi, Paulie Walnuts and Fredo having a sit down. I just wish Fredo would button his shirt up so we dont see that hairy chest, and someone should tell him that if you wear a dark suit, white socks aren't generally a good idea.
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