Fact: Women Are Crazy

If you're a guy, you're straight, and you do not spend all of your time in your mom's basement playing video games and watching the SciFi channel, you already know this. Now imagine trying to do business with them where the business requires they get naked in front of strangers and let them take pictures.

So you think "porn" is fun because you get to see beautiful naked women pose for you? Here's the other side, you have to stay calm, cool and professional while dealing with these highly emotional creatures and their problems.

• "I cant pose in that, it makes my ass look fat...." -- they'll be bare ass naked in 10 minutes, but they're worried about how the wardrobe shapes their ass.
  
• "Oh, you mean I was supposed to bring wardrobe today?" -- always always always have some stuff for the model to pose in no matter what she promises to bring, and never assume they're smart enough to pack undies to match each outfit.
  
• "I'm really hung over from a party I went to last night, can we postpone til tomorrow?" -- this one inevitably comes 60 minutes before the time the shoot is to begin right after you've finished setting up all the lights in whatever location you've already rented for the day.
• "I dont mind you taking pics, but I dont want a website or people will think I'm a slut..." -- We literally heard this one just a couple of weeks ago after shooting a girl masturbating herself, sucking off 4 guys and fucking one on camera.
• "My boyfriend is getting jealous, I dont want to do this anymore..." -- This one almost ALWAYS shows up at about the 8-12 week mark after they've been paid a lot of money but before their site has had a chance to make a dime of it back.
• "No one will see these pics will they?" -- You'd be shocked how often we hear this one, usually right after we've explained that we're taking the pics to publish on our websites.
• "If we do the shower set will I get my hair wet?" -- I swear, it's easier to talk a model into doing double anal than it is to get her into the shower and get her hair wet.