The skidmark
Every now and then when you're shooting a model you get a little reality check when you least expect it. Sure, you're in a room with a girl who is just smoking hot. And she's getting naked, making love to the camera almost.
We had one of these earlier this week.
It was hot and sexually charged. Everything was going great. We're getting excellent pictures, this girl could be Playboy material even. It's these moments that make you really like your job.
Then we noticed it.
On the floor are the panties she has just kicked off. And I just cant help but notice there's a skidmark in those things that rivals anything a fat guy could produce after a good Mexican dinner.
And sure enough as she poses a bit more, I zoom the video camera on the ass and get a look between those cheeks. Oh man, it's like a hershey bar melted in there. How do you explain to this hottie that she needs to learn to wipe her ass?
Ladies, please. As the late great Redd Foxx explained, you've gotta wash your ass! You've gotta wash your whole ass! You've gotta wash your asshole!
We had one of these earlier this week.
It was hot and sexually charged. Everything was going great. We're getting excellent pictures, this girl could be Playboy material even. It's these moments that make you really like your job.
Then we noticed it.
On the floor are the panties she has just kicked off. And I just cant help but notice there's a skidmark in those things that rivals anything a fat guy could produce after a good Mexican dinner.
And sure enough as she poses a bit more, I zoom the video camera on the ass and get a look between those cheeks. Oh man, it's like a hershey bar melted in there. How do you explain to this hottie that she needs to learn to wipe her ass?
Ladies, please. As the late great Redd Foxx explained, you've gotta wash your ass! You've gotta wash your whole ass! You've gotta wash your asshole!
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