Raw Dawg
Today was the big day for the first shoot with our latest model. First time shoots are always a huge unknown no matter how many times you've done it. Every girl is different, and you never know what to expect. This one took that to some new levels.
First off, she shows up with "Cousin Willy". Scroll down a bit to my entry from last week for the back story on that. The 2 cent version is Cousin Willy really is her cousin, and he's the one who has been taking nekkid pictures of her so far. Oh how we love our southern stereotypes.
Anyhow, we dont allow strange sausage in our shoots for a multitude of reasons, and we're sure not gonna break that for some dude wanting to ogle his cousin. So we tell Cousin Willy to take a powder and send him off to a sports bar to watch Swamp Buggy Races on ESPN2.
The model herself is....colorful. She has a southern drawl that reminds me of an episode of COPS on TV when they were in Alabama. They stopped this lady driving a beat all to hell Camaro who didn't even take the Marlboro out of her mouth while she was telling the cop who pulled her over to kiss her ass. Our girl has that same accent. And unfortunately same taste for the Marlboros.
First thing she wants is a beer. We have to explain that this is a "job", and there's no drinking on the job. We never allow alcohol during our shoots. Not only are there some potential legal implications, but most women do not look very sexy if they're sloppy drunk unless you're also drunk and it's near closing time.
After some pleasantries where we learn she's a single mom (there's a shock!), it's time to get down to business. We finally get a look at it naked. We were right about the ass, it's smoking hot. However we were also right about the tits. They're small and she breast fed. As a result, it looks like someone let the air out of 'em. Again, we like small natural breasts and it's rare we'd say this, but this is one girl who would TRULY benefit from a tit job. They're not terrible....yet. In another couple of years or couple of babies, whichever comes first, she's gonna have a National Geographic thing going on.
She also has a heinous tattoo on her shoulder, it isn't complete yet which makes it worse. And it's gonna be fucking huge. It's too much to dermablend, but the hair might cover it in most shots. It's also large enough that it would be a bitch to photoshop out. We're gonna have to live with it and work around it.
Finally, we found something we had to ask her about. She had multiple fairly fresh scabs on her back. The answer again put us in the floor. She wasn't the least bit embarassed to explain to us that those were carpet burns from where her and her boyfriend had been really "raw dawgin' it" a couple of nights ago.
Around here, she's going to be forever known going forward as "Raw Dawg". And I'm quite sure this isn't the last story featuring the adventures of Raw Dawg and Cousin Willy.
First off, she shows up with "Cousin Willy". Scroll down a bit to my entry from last week for the back story on that. The 2 cent version is Cousin Willy really is her cousin, and he's the one who has been taking nekkid pictures of her so far. Oh how we love our southern stereotypes.
Anyhow, we dont allow strange sausage in our shoots for a multitude of reasons, and we're sure not gonna break that for some dude wanting to ogle his cousin. So we tell Cousin Willy to take a powder and send him off to a sports bar to watch Swamp Buggy Races on ESPN2.
The model herself is....colorful. She has a southern drawl that reminds me of an episode of COPS on TV when they were in Alabama. They stopped this lady driving a beat all to hell Camaro who didn't even take the Marlboro out of her mouth while she was telling the cop who pulled her over to kiss her ass. Our girl has that same accent. And unfortunately same taste for the Marlboros.
First thing she wants is a beer. We have to explain that this is a "job", and there's no drinking on the job. We never allow alcohol during our shoots. Not only are there some potential legal implications, but most women do not look very sexy if they're sloppy drunk unless you're also drunk and it's near closing time.
After some pleasantries where we learn she's a single mom (there's a shock!), it's time to get down to business. We finally get a look at it naked. We were right about the ass, it's smoking hot. However we were also right about the tits. They're small and she breast fed. As a result, it looks like someone let the air out of 'em. Again, we like small natural breasts and it's rare we'd say this, but this is one girl who would TRULY benefit from a tit job. They're not terrible....yet. In another couple of years or couple of babies, whichever comes first, she's gonna have a National Geographic thing going on.
She also has a heinous tattoo on her shoulder, it isn't complete yet which makes it worse. And it's gonna be fucking huge. It's too much to dermablend, but the hair might cover it in most shots. It's also large enough that it would be a bitch to photoshop out. We're gonna have to live with it and work around it.
Finally, we found something we had to ask her about. She had multiple fairly fresh scabs on her back. The answer again put us in the floor. She wasn't the least bit embarassed to explain to us that those were carpet burns from where her and her boyfriend had been really "raw dawgin' it" a couple of nights ago.
Around here, she's going to be forever known going forward as "Raw Dawg". And I'm quite sure this isn't the last story featuring the adventures of Raw Dawg and Cousin Willy.
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